Before Evie was born, I would have sworn that these statements would never come out of my mouth. I've always played by the rules, and a few of these would have shocked me. Not any more!
"Please eat a few more bites of ice cream and you can have more broccoli."
"Get your feet off the kitchen table!"
"No, you do not need any ibuprofen."
"Oh, Evie! That is cuticle cream, not lip gloss!"
"Stop throwing those popsicle wrappers in the street!"
"We have prayed enough. I'm not saying that prayer again."
"You want Pringles for breakfast? Well, okay."
"I wish you would stay up half an hour later."
"Please eat the Chicken McNugget, not just the ranch dip."
"Step away from the dishwasher. I don't need your help."
"Okay, okay, Murphy doesn't want any more kisses."
"That diaper didn't smell too bad."
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I love the one about the cuticle cream! That's so funny!
all the things my mom said to me that I swore I would never say I now say to my kids...lol. your list made me laugh!
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